'Turns out nobody was in my walls': 33 Memes here for your pleasure and entertainment

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  • 01

    Well just take me out back

    Stable? That's For The Horses EVI
  • 02

    That's definitely what he said

    My Doctor said @jayc creative I'm morbidly A BEAST
  • 03

    You got me there, boss

    I found a plumber that works around the clock 8 11 12 10 7 6 5 3 4
  • 04

    Give him his boots back!! He deserves them!!

    A terrible crime! Him boots have been stolen!
  • 05

    They've been memeing since 1938

    Printed in The Oregonian in Portland, Oregon 25 September 1938, Front Page 'Nope,' He Says, Body Isn't His GALILEE, R. I., Sept. 24 (AP)-Charles Keville walked into a temporary morgue and looked at a body which had been identified as his. "Nope," he said, "that ain't me," and walked out again.
  • 06

    He's smol

    A cat and a lowercase cat
  • 07

    Now that's a hack

    COP: Anything in the car I should know about? ME: nah just stuff you shouldn't know about COP: cool, have a good day
  • 08

    Who are we supposed to call now? Huh?

    Me & my emergency contacts in the same emergency
  • 09

    You can't blame them for who they are

    Birds: *exists* Mockingbirds: *Meanwhile* Hummingbirds: Hmm
  • 10

    Me too bud, me too.

    Someone: Hey! How are you!?! Me: Barely HOLDEN Together YOUR FAVORITE TRANSBIA AN AUN
  • 11
    " S 5,779 Aeroplane makes extremely low landing at Greece airport 110 The Sun 331 1,186 E mike pilot of 60 years experience here. typically all landings are extremely low. I tried to do one really high up once but it didn't work
  • 12
    Possibly the nerdiest joke ever.. FEATURE
  • 13
    babe what's wrong? you haven't even touched your shoep
  • 14
    Teacher: Can somebody give me an example of something useless? Me: *raises hand* Teacher: Very good, anything else?
  • 15
    My current financial situation:
  • 16
    Re homing my cat as I don't speak Latin and it is very difficult to communicate with him. Let me know if you're interested. trade with mematic
  • 17
    soul nate @MNateShyamalan stop saying people rhy thm white haveno
  • 18
    "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby.
  • 19
    A surgeon A plastic surgeon
  • 20
    I'm quivering in my boots
  • 21
    okay, but I will be back at 6:05pm No crime 8am - 6pm 5
  • 22
    I am this close to losing my sh.
  • 23
    chicken caesar but does chicken hear her? does chicken understand her does chicken... tender
  • 24
    Me: Licking the knife after I'm done The other surgeons: 3 made with mematic
  • 25
    hehe not hehe @mika.and.mocha
  • 26
    Jenna B. Badd @jennapurrlee The elusive pte[redact]yl Pte yl 3:53 PM 2021-01-12 Twitter for iPhone
  • 27
    Why you shou... @Should Have Cat bobcat
  • 28
    I'm writing a song about getting door locks replaced. There's a key change at the end. Sally the Cat Portrait of a Young Lady at the Clavichord, said to be Henriette Haussmann, Georg Anton Urlaub, 1713-59.
  • 29
    Eying his next victim 16-20 25 i 5 Gate 15 GATE CLOSED 2.37 PM
  • 30
    The genie when he grants me a 6th wish out of sheer curiosity and I wish for a 6th beer
  • 31
    turns out nobody was in my walls me-1 voices-0
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    So what's your idea of a perfect date? YYYY-MM-DD 'I find other formats a bit confusing
  • 33
    when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and the cats are in there being weird niceley

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